bonita in pink

[Ana walks to kitchen sink to wash hands before snacking on some sunflower seeds]
[Ana turns on water and runs hands through water]
[Ana shrieks!]

Ana: “Ahhhhhhhhh! That water was hot!”
Mr. Bonita: [ s] did you burn your hands?
Ana: yes..!
Mr. Bonita: [ s again] hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa
Ana: that’s not funny.
Mr. Bonita: Yes it is. hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa

That was NOT funny. But you know what was funny? This:

[Ana and Mr. Bonita are sitting on the living room couches. Bored out of their minds.]
Ana: Let’s play Playstation??? Let’s play my game, SSX3!
Mr. Bonita: [discouraged] Ummm… I guess…
Ana: ok!
[Ana turns on the playstation2. Game loads.]
Ana: Ok. Pick your player.
Mr. Bonita: [picks a player]
Ana: No! Don’t pick that one.
Mr. Bonita: Why?
Ana: cause he doesn’t even look like you!
Mr. Bonita: [ s]
Ana: No, seriously. You’re supposed to pick players that look sort of like you? See the girl I picked? She kind of looks like me. She has pretty hair! And I dressed her like me too.
Mr. Bonita: I like him.
Ana: No. You can’t pick him. He’s ugly.
Mr. Bonita: You’re crazy.
Ana: [sticks tongue out at him]

[We start playing the game...]

Mr. Bonita: [always comes in last place in the game and has this sore loser look on his face]
Ana: [looks over at Mr. Bonita and feels sorry for him] You have to press L2 and the square button to hold your tricks longer so you can get extra points.
Mr. Bonita: [nods head] mmmm..
[We continue playing. Mr. Bonita keeps losing]
Ana: Why are you going that way? Turn around!
Mr. Bonita: I can’t! It won’t let me do it!!!
Ana: Yes you can. I can do it. See?
[shows Mr. Bonita how she *can do it*]
Mr. Bonita: [nods head]mmmm..
Ana: You just have to…
Mr. Bonita: I quit. [throws game controller on the floor]
Ana: Boooooo… sore loser! [ s]

HAHAHAHA! Now, THAT was funny. I’m actually better than him in a game! muahahaha

Oh… and yesturday we went to the store and I bought a couple of blouses. He bought a plastic BB gun. And as soon as we walked in the door:

Ana: Want me to show you how the blouses look on me?
Mr. Bonita: Yeah… Want me to shoot you with my gun?
Ana: : : …? Is it gonna hurt?
Mr. Bonita: Nah. I’ll shoot you in the butt…
Ana: ok.

: : It did hurt. Don’t believe what they say girls! It felt like someone pinched me in the but really hard! Boys!!! Why can’t they like pretty things like us???